I was just scrolling through one of my usual naughty products ordering sites. (Gotta keep the little woman's toes curled)
There were a few comments on a particular movie from some guys... Im assuming Metro-sexual-married types about the plot line, and story line in a porn. Let me clue some folks in to the truth of men and porn.
We DON'T LIKE the story lines! We don't want theplot, we want the theme..... like school girls, like pirates, like clown aliens..... we don't want the story...
Some men say they want the story, you know why? They want the women they are talking to or married to to watch Porn of some type! If they have to endure a story line to reach that goal... then so be it. They are the same guys who say they buy hustler for the articles.
Some guys are lucky, myself included.... have a lady that admits the truth... If your going to watch porn.... Git R Done! and don't bother with story lines... thats what regular movies are for. porn is for watching folks humping... or whatever the fetish or theme is.
So ladies.... next time your guy says bleh.. porn... theres no story line or plot! He is either turning gay, or he wants to have sex with you... preferably watching a porn in the background to get things started.
There is one exception....
Watching porn at a party. This is where you want funny porn. porn with such outlandish themes that its kind of like watching a cartoon. This is where some story line is marginally ok because it gives you time to mix drinks and make farting noises.
;) Keepin' it real
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