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Thu, Jul. 6th, 2006 11:48 am
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I was just scrolling through one of my usual naughty products ordering sites. (Gotta keep the little woman's toes curled)
There were a few comments on a particular movie from some guys... Im assuming Metro-sexual-married types about the plot line, and story line in a porn. Let me clue some folks in to the truth of men and porn. We DON'T LIKE the story lines! We don't want theplot, we want the theme..... like school girls, like pirates, like clown aliens..... we don't want the story...
Some men say they want the story, you know why? They want the women they are talking to or married to to watch Porn of some type! If they have to endure a story line to reach that goal... then so be it. They are the same guys who say they buy hustler for the articles.
Some guys are lucky, myself included.... have a lady that admits the truth... If your going to watch porn.... Git R Done! and don't bother with story lines... thats what regular movies are for. porn is for watching folks humping... or whatever the fetish or theme is.
So ladies.... next time your guy says bleh.. porn... theres no story line or plot! He is either turning gay, or he wants to have sex with you... preferably watching a porn in the background to get things started.
There is one exception....
Watching porn at a party. This is where you want funny porn. porn with such outlandish themes that its kind of like watching a cartoon. This is where some story line is marginally ok because it gives you time to mix drinks and make farting noises.
;) Keepin' it real Current Mood: good Current Music: disco porn soundtrack  
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Fri, Jun. 23rd, 2006 01:08 pm
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Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin' Ah we gonna do what they say can't be done We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there I'm eastbound, just watch old Bandit run
Keep your foot hard on the pedal Son, never mind them brakes Let it all hang out cause we got a run to make The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana We'll bring it back no matter what it takes
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin' Ah we gonna do what they say can't be done We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there I'm eastbound, just watch old Bandit run
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin' Ah we gonna do what they say can't be done We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there I'm eastbound, just watch old Bandit run
Old Smokey's got them ears on He's hot on your trail And he ain't gonna rest 'til you're in jail So you've got to dodge him, you've got to duck him You gotta keep that diesel truckin' Just put that hammer down and give it hell
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin' Ah we gonna do what they say can't be done We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there I'm eastbound, just watch old Bandit run Current Music: hehe you gotta know?  
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Mon, Jun. 5th, 2006 09:36 pm
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Amazon has extended a personal invitation for fly-fishing-flies to sell its products on Amazon.com. Apparently when Amazon has a staff extend an invite to you its a different deal than when you just sign up for a $30/mo account to sell stuff on their website. Could be good....maybe  
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Thu, May. 25th, 2006 11:56 pm
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April saw over 24,000 hits to the site and May will exceed that. Unique Visitors was 1333 and this month will barely peek over that. I am not too happy with Pinetree networks removal of News Servers or their down-time of their news server. This was where I saw a lot of increase traffic and customers.  
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